Alibi Midnight Movie

Dir. Tommy Wiseau - 2003 - 99m - All Seats $7 - Burning Paradise members are $5

If you thought BIRDEMIC was a hilariously crummy-wonder flick, well we got some more of that kind of cinematic good times comin' your way!  

This is one of those rare laugh-riots that is so fantastically inept as to border on genius. While most bad movies offer a handful of terrible scenes divided by stretches of just plain dull, writer-director-producer-star Tommy Wiseau's film offers one moment of disaster after another.  Whether it's the made-up-by-fifth-graders dialogue, the deer-in-headlights performances, or the positively icky sex scenes (love those smushed rose petals on the chubby girl's back), you'll be howling from start to finish.

Keep an eye out for the pointless insert shots of San Francisco, which give the idea of time passing even when it doesn't: one party scene, for example, features eight of these cut-aways.

But at least it's entertaining, albeit in ways that the lazy-eyed, odd-bodied, English-mangling auteur never imagined. Not to be missed.

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Dir. Rodney Amateau - 1987 - 100m - All Seats $7 - Burning Paradise members are $5

DOOR PRIZES COURTESY OF ASTRO ZOMBIES!  

Alrighty, people, so check it out - seven disgusting kids but nevertheless of interesting personality are being made of the green mud coming out of garbage can. Once alive their master gives them rules to obey although they think that life is funnier without following stupid regulations like no television or no candy. Naturally this will cause some conflicts....

Can you dig it?  Because this event is really happening, this is not a mistake, we're taking the plunge, wanna join us in some wrong headed celluloid 35mm print fun?

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Dir. Marc Price - 2008 - 97m - UK - All Seats $7 - Burning Paradise members are $5

Round 1 of the Alibi Midnight Movie Madness' October Zombie Lust & Carnage begins with this English novelty of the genre...

Already a worldwide phenomenon with huge media coverage, COLIN is the first zombie movie told from the zombie’s perspective.  It is a film truly like no other.

Our hero Colin is bitten by a zombie; he dies and returns as one of the undead. We follow him as he wanders through suburbia during the throes of a cadaverous apocalypse. Through his encounters with objects, places and people, we learn who Colin was and more pertinently, what he has now become. Including a broad daylight zombie versus human street battle, an epic housebound siege and bags of gore. Colin is the must see Zombie phenomenon of the year.

"A smart twist on the zombie genre.  A real gem." - Quiet Earth

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Dir. Billy Garberina - 2010 - 105m - All Seats $7 - Burning Paradise members are $5

A trio of second-rate criminals ends up cooling off in the morgue after a bank robbery goes horribly wrong. That is until a demon-worshiping stripper resurrects the crooks and puts them back to work. Turns out the crime game is considerably easier when you're already dead. Now, our reanimated gunmen just have to keep from falling apart--professionally as well as physically. A supernatural crime comedy shot right here in Albuquerque! From the director of Necroville and the film editor of the Weekly Alibi!

Dir. Yannick Dahan, Benjamin Rocher - 95m total - France - in French with English Subtitles - All Seats $7 - Burning Paradise members are $5

The Alibi Midnight Movie Madness' October Zombie Lust & Carnage concludes with a new French one for your Halloween delightful disgust...

In order to avenge the murder of one of their own by a group of ruthless gangsters, four corrupt cops go on a rampage against the mob responsible.

A horde of bloodthirsty cannibal zombies complicates matters.  To say the least.  

"...a damn good and bleakly satisfying take on the zombie apocalypse." - Beth Accomando, PRI's The World 

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